THE ONSIDE WEEKLY · №1

GW2 REVIEWED. GW3 CALLED.

the week the template broke — and why the machine hands Bruno the armband next

PUBLISHED 2026-09-01GW3 DEADLINE FRI 4 SEP · 18:30 UK
ACT I · GAMEWEEK 2

What just happened

A 79-point average hides a violent week: United put five past Ipswich, Chelsea and Brighton traded seven at the Bridge, and Spurs blanked at home. The 70% who captained Haaland got 13; the 48% who own Bruno watched him post the score of the season so far.

AVERAGE
79
GW2 points
HIGHEST
161
top manager
TOP SCORE
23
B.Fernandes (MUN)
MOST CAPTAINED
HAALAND
returned 13
MOST BOUGHT
DE CUYPER
BHA · £4.7m
WILDCARDS
279K
played in GW2
THE SCOREBOARD

Every GW2 result

CRY 14 MCI
LIV 22 NFO
BOU 11 EVE
COV 01 HUL
TOT 02 NEW
CHE 43 BHA
LEE 11 BRE
SUN 10 FUL
MUN 52 IPS
AVL 01 ARS
THE POINTS

GW2 top scorers

B.Fernandes23MUN · 48.2%Cherki14MCI · 22.0%Groß13BHA · 13.8%Haaland13MCI · 70.1%Gibbs-White13NFO · 8.9%Scott12BOU · 1.8%Tarkowski12EVE · 10.0%Calafiori11ARS · 42.5%Saka11ARS · 10.3%Mbeumo11MUN · 31.3%
THE STATEMENT

United 5-2 Ipswich, and the two names that matter are both in red: Bruno 23, Mbeumo 11. The template was built on Arsenal defenders and Haaland — it now has to make room.

THE BLANK

Spurs 0-2 Newcastle at home. The returns came from the away end — Hall (£5.0m, 7% owned) took 11 — and every Spurs attacker you were eyeing goes back on the shelf until the fixtures turn.

THE 4-3

Chelsea 4-3 Brighton: seven goals, attacking returns everywhere, defence optional. Both sides land in the GW3 fixture-watch for exactly opposite reasons.

ACT II · GAMEWEEK 3

What the model says next

The model hands the GW3 armband to Bruno Fernandes — 2.2 projected points clear of the field at Everton — with Haaland the 70%-owned shield at home to Coventry, and Gibbs-White the differential armband at 8.9% owned, Spurs at home.

1
B.FernandesMUN · EVE (A) · owned 48.2%
8.48 PROJ PTS

23 at home to Ipswich, now the top projection of the week by a distance. On everything United win a shirt for.

2
MbeumoMUN · EVE (A) · owned 31.3%
7.69 PROJ PTS

The other half of the United double-up. £8.0m for the second-best projection in the game this week.

3
Gibbs-WhiteNFO · TOT (H) · owned 8.9%
6.94 PROJ PTS

13 points last week and under 9% owned. The rank-climber’s armband: Spurs away form is the bet.

4
HaalandMCI · COV (H) · owned 70.1%
6.25 PROJ PTS

Promoted Coventry at the Etihad — the safe shield 70% of managers will reach for. The model has three players above him.

5
SakaARS · CHE (H) · owned 10.3%
6.04 PROJ PTS

The big one at the Emirates. Highest-projected route into the week’s heavyweight fixture.

ORDER = THE MODEL'S CALIBRATED PROJECTION · BAR = MIDDLE-80% SIMULATED RANGE · DOT = PROJECTION

UNDER THE RADAR

Differentials, under 10% owned

FodenMCI · MID · £7.0m
COV (H) · owned 4.7%
5.97
PROJ PTS
SchadeBRE · MID · £6.0m
SUN (H) · owned 3.7%
5.69
PROJ PTS
AjayiHUL · DEF · £4.1m
AVL (H) · owned 6.4%
5.45
PROJ PTS
ScottBOU · MID · £6.0m
NEW (A) · owned 1.8%
5.28
PROJ PTS
THE SLATE

GW3 fixtures

Fri 20:00IPSvLIVFDR 4·2
Sat 12:30NEWvBOUFDR 3·3
Sat 15:00BREvSUNFDR 2·3
Sat 15:00BHAvLEEFDR 2·3
Sat 15:00FULvCRYFDR 3·3
Sat 15:00MCIvCOVFDR 2·5
Sat 15:00NFOvTOTFDR 3·3
Sat 17:30HULvAVLFDR 3·2
Sun 14:00EVEvMUNFDR 4·3
Sun 16:30ARSvCHEFDR 4·5

TEAM COLOUR = HOW HARD ITS OPPONENT MAKES THIS FIXTURE · ACID EASY · WHITE MID · ORANGE HARD · RED HARDEST

THREE THINGS TO WATCH
  • 01Arsenal v Chelsea closes the week — the model rates it the hardest fixture on both sides’ cards (FDR 4 and 5). Saka is its pick of the routes in; be slower to trust either defence.
  • 02Ipswich v Liverpool opens Friday night. Szoboszlai (£7.0m, 42% owned) carries Liverpool’s top projection of the week at 5.83.
  • 03Everton at home is a 4-difficulty fixture — and the model STILL puts both United attackers top of the board. When the projection survives the fixture grade, that is the signal.
WHY LISTEN TO THE MODEL25,000+ graded predictions over three seasons · about 15% more accurate than FPL's own projections on the same matches · every call graded in public →

NUMBERS FROZEN AT PUBLISH (2026-09-01) FROM THE LIVE FPL API AND THE ONSIDE ENGINE. PROJECTIONS AND PRICES MOVE — THE LIVE BOARDS ABOVE ALWAYS CARRY THE CURRENT CALL.